Sharp Thinking

… do you understand sir?

(Ph. D gives me power, which inflates my ego, allowing me to become attractive to women, what u would call a good catch, hence knowing love, producing, living rich, having a nice condo, many credit cards, a velvet couch and velvet sheets, people look at me and I sense the envy on their eyes, my clothes speak for me more than my smile, im a lazy ass post-modernist product, fucking, eating, sleeping, fuckin, eating, sleep…)

Sir?

How long will I have to wait for it?

Only 2 weeks require delivering the prestigious non-accredited
universities paper to your doorstep.

You mean my diploma?

Of course sir, of course.