Sharp Thinking

… do you understand sir?

(Ph. D gives me power, which inflates my ego, allowing me to become attractive to women, what u would call a good catch, hence knowing love, producing, living rich, having a nice condo, many credit cards, a velvet couch and velvet sheets, people look at me and I sense the envy on their eyes, my clothes speak for me more than my smile, im a lazy ass post-modernist product, fucking, eating, sleeping, fuckin, eating, sleep…)

Sir?

How long will I have to wait for it?

Only 2 weeks require delivering the prestigious non-accredited
universities paper to your doorstep.

You mean my diploma?

Of course sir, of course.

Chained Thoughts

no pumps!
act, look and feel exactly like teenager,
fall asleep easier and enjoy your sleep,
no exercises!,
be the lover of her dreams,
you want to impress your friends or business clients,
no surgery!
make her love you more,
what an amazing monster

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